Archive for the 'satirical letters from fictional characters' Category

Our future black president on Soul Train

December 6, 2007

Dear Mr. Obama:
First, let me say what a huge supporter I am. My girlfriend and I are rooting for you. My girlfriend, who actually knows about politics, suggests that you might want to try to look a little more enthusiastic. She’s afraid that if you don’t step up, Hillary is going to get the Democratic [...]

Lederhosen do not a Mensch make

October 11, 2007

Dear Cincinnatians, How can I put this? To be perfectly honest, your Oktoberfest sucks. During the week I recently spent stranded in JFK airport, I read in a magazine about “the largest Oktoberfest outside of Munich”. How could I resist visiting Zinzinnati, OH for what promised to be an event of [...]