Our future black president on Soul Train

Dear Mr. Obama:
First, let me say what a huge supporter I am. My girlfriend and I are rooting for you. My girlfriend, who actually knows about politics, suggests that you might want to try to look a little more enthusiastic. She’s afraid that if you don’t step up, Hillary is going to get the Democratic [...]

WHAT EVER IS A META FOR?

Some people on my street have set up their Christmas display. My dog eyes their light-up wire reindeer. They have balanced Santa Claus, in his sleigh, on their porch rail but every night the sled pitches forward and tosses Santa face-first into their hedge, where he lies all night like some wino.